Yesterday, I had the worst diarrhea of my entire life. I really don't know what it was that I consumed, but a couple days prior, I drank water out of a jug that I pissed in.

Here is what happened:

at 11 am my abdomen started to feel overcome with pain--felt like a hand job. Anyways, after twenty minutes, I went to the pot and spit out a pot of shit. After taking a crap, I went and laid down in my bed---and then I had to go again. I walked 20-feet towards my parents bedroom and laid some in their bathroom--I went back to my bedroom and laid some rest. 10 minutes later, I went and laid some in my bathroom. So, I must say that the cycle hummed for quite some time--and it did not include puking.

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