Monocle ...

About two years ago, I was almost certain that I needed a monocle to advance myself in the world; it was not to be.
Anyways, tonight I was looking at the posts I have made on this here blog and saw a picture of Peter O'Toole from the movie the ruling class; he was wearing a monocle--or it appeared he was wearing a monocle.
So, I have decided that I am going to purchase a monocle. I want to look like a fucker from Edwardian England.
All I need now is a three piece suit--I guess most people, unless they are getting married, try to avoid the three piece.
The Suit makes the man. When I walk down the street in a suit, people seem to respect me more than when I walk down the street dressed like Bill Belichick.

Mike James traded...The T'wolves get Howard, who is around eighty-five years old....
Carlos Silva shuts out the Braves....
pretty good night for the sports....
Oakmont tomorrow....
Tools for trade...
What's with these entry level assholes wanting to purchase $40,ooo cars...???
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